cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(via ihategeese)

primateculture:

floatinggoathead:

primateculture:

when its a test

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when its a god test

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who is this woman

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(via tyleroakley)

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

(Source: beeleebay, via cardinalmisdirection)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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(via cardinalmisdirection)